Shiny Master Sword - The Legend Of Zelda e Attack-On-Cabbage
pokepokepewpew:

by 名護せりか
whitepool:

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

illhater:

Preparing to head back to your bedroom from the kitchen like:image

Anonymous: QUESTION TIME! Answer these questions and send your own to 3 people :) 1. if you could have one superpower what would it be? 2. do you have a crush on anyone right now? 3. What do you think is the biggest problem in the world?

1. If I could have a super power, what would it be?

To see the future so I can watch anime that haven’t come out yet :3

2. Do I have a crush on anyone right now.

No, I guess not. Calling it a crush would be misleading :P


3. What do I believe is the biggest problem in the world right now.

Sword Art Online.

Thank you for the ask! Sorry it took so long to answer! :P



-- Attack-On-Cabbage

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

eihi:

みくさん誕
  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
Sorry to all one of you whose asks I haven’t answered! Ill do them soon I swear!
forgotn1:


"I fucked up, guys. I fucked up."